Is Hilary Clinton DEAD

[THE FUGITIVE]

Now you might look at that headline and flatly answer: ‘No. Hillary Clinton is not dead, I am someone with their finger and the pulse and would have heard by now if Hillary Clinton is dead.” Then some doubt might creep in, after remembering her recent problems with pneumonia, and you might Google ‘hillary clinton dead’ and find this.


This is Hillary Clinton’s Wikipedia page, where it notes she has been born, is still married to Bill Clinton but is also currently and distinctly not-dead. Look, here she is on ABC News saying she’s “feeling great!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_RhcVXVwws
A dead person wouldn’t feel great, because they’d feel nothing at all. Hillary Clinton is definitely not dead. ABC News wouldn’t lie to us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avj6-PjxGRk
Then you find this news report of the above news report and discover that the anchor meant to say ‘health’ and not ‘death’, and now you’re momentarily relaxed, reassured. But if that was the case then how come ABC also reported this on their website?

Edward Szall
@realEdwardSzall
.@ABC publish this? “Hillary Clinton reported to have died under hospital treatment at Montefiore Medical Hospital”
1:58 PM - Sep 13, 2016

Now your curiosity has been piqued. You’re all like, “Okay, I’ll take this to renowned font of up-to-date and factual information full of people in-the-know, Twitter, they’ll give me peace of mind.”

Obama Did Screw Us
@obamascrewingus
Liberals believe every lie about @realDonaldTrump but they don't believe the truth about @HillaryClinton #hillarysbodydouble
1:56 PM - Sep 12, 2016
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